“If you see a problem, you are a pessimist. If you have a solution, you are a socialist!”

“It is better to give than to receive, politicians excepted.”

“The buck stops here unless there is someone else that can be blamed.”

“Although not legal in most states, nonetheless, politics creates strange bedfellows.”

“People must be pretty stupid if they can’t tell the difference between a Donkey, an Elephant and a Weasel!”